I Am a Small Wooden Statue on a Patch of Crabgrass Next to a Dried Up Riverbed

I Am a Small Wooden Statue on a Patch of Crabgrass Next to a Dried Up Riverbed
EP by Horse the Band
Released 2001
Genre Nintendocore, metalcore
Horse the Band chronology
Secret Rhythm of the Universe
(2001)		 I Am a Small Wooden Statue on a Patch of Crabgrass Next to a Dried Up Riverbed
(2001)		 Beautiful Songs by Men EP
(2002)

I Am a Small Wooden Statue on a Patch of Crabgrass Next to a Dried Up Riverbed is an EP by Horse the Band. It was recorded during Summer 2001 at Love Juice Studios in Riverside, CA. About 300 copies were given out at local shows, with varying covers.

Track listing

All songs written by Horse the Band.
  1. "Bunnies" – 3:39
  2. "The Bunt" – 4:52
  3. "The Immense Defecation of The Bunt" – 1:23
  4. "The Hammer of Optirominiliukus" – 5:14
  5. "The Greatest Weight" – 4:33
Horse the Band
Studio albums
EPs
I Am a Small Wooden Statue on a Patch of Crabgrass Next to a Dried Up Riverbed  · Beautiful Songs by Men  · Pizza
DVDs
The Effing 69 World Tour  · We Flooded It, and There's Yogurt Everywhere AKA 48 Hours in Ukraine